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Janet Eckford's Witty Ramblings and Salacious Prose

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Janet Eckford's Witty Ramblings and Salacious Prose

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Hello, I’m back…did you miss me?

03 Friday Sep 2010

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So the job that pays my bills actually had me working these last couple of weeks, no time for my creative outlet. I did do an interview for Novel Sisterhood http://novelsisterhood.blogspot.com/ on 9/1 go check it out.

As for writing I am in the process of working on something a little longer and a little darker so keep checking in for updates.

Janet

I have a treat for you…you wonderful public you

22 Sunday Aug 2010

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Here is my latest story that I hinted about in a previous post. Enjoy my lovelies!!!

Janet

The Next Level

Longtime friends Rian Tanaka and Emi Washington know they need to take their relationship to the next level, but for years they’ve let fear and doubt prevent them from obtaining happiness. When Rian receives an intervention from an unlikely source, will he be able to convince Emi they are ready to take the leap—or will they never quite get off the ground?

What to do, what to do…

22 Sunday Aug 2010

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So the sig other went camping this weekend and I had these grandiose ideas of wild partying and debauchery. I wasn’t going to have to worry about all the disapproving rhetoric about not being single, we could save more money if I didn’t drink as much, blah blah blah.

Here is an idea of just how wild and crazy I’ve gotten:

Thursday

  • 6pm-8pm: Happy Hour with Fan Club Member
  • 8:30pm-10pm: Read some stuff, looked at my Facebook, and blah blah
  • 10pm: Asleep with the cats

Friday

  • Make plans to party into the night with platonic life mate
  • 4pm-6pm: Got off early so decided to clean before the night of revelry begins
  • 7pm-9pm: Started reading book two of Artemis Fowl series
  • 9pm: Platonic life mate calls and says it’s a no go on recapturing our youth through a night of drunken cavorting
  • 9:30pm-11pm: Finish reading book two of Artemis Fowl series
  • 11pm: Asleep with the cats

Saturday

  • Have to work in the morning but not letting it stop me from getting my groove on later
  • 1pm-5pm: Bonding time at the beach with Mom (fingers crossed I don’t have to drown her and devise a plausible alibi for law enforcement)
  • 6pm-8pm: After a day at the beach (with Mom still alive and happy) start getting ready for a House Party at BFFs Families place. Super excited because this is where all the action is going to go down.
  • 9pm-12pm: Eat, eat, and eat some more with drinking thrown in to keep me hydrated. Super fun until I get super tired and have to cut the all nighter short.
  • 1pm: Asleep with the cats

Now it’s Sunday and this is my last night to recapture the festivities of single dome. So the question is what to do, what to do?

Here is what I have done so far:

  • 9am: Awoken by the sound of my cell phone ringing. Pick up annoyed that some idiot would call me on a Sunday before 11am, but not surprised when it’s my Mom. Forced to wake up because she is in a panic her comb is missing (at this point I’m regretting having that bonding day). Have to get up and look for her comb. Surprise, surprise not here.
  • 9:15am: Mom calls back (hysterical episode subsided) and informs me she found her comb
  • 9:30am-11am: Asleep with the cats
  • 11:30am-Now: Dithering around the house and surfing the net. Mom calls back at some point to ramble about her comb and sun block (random).

I feel this is all apart of the sig other’s master plan since tricking me into this thing called matrimony. He is putting some type of agent in my food and water that makes me tired before the night has even started. I refuse to believe this has anything to do with me aging and not quite up to par with partying into the wee hours of the morning. So to prove the point I am going to call up my BFF, devise an elaborate plan that includes copious amounts of alcohol and plentiful eye candy.

So take that Mr. Sig Other and your tricky ways!

*Note: I’m actually quite bored and miss him. Hurry home!!!

Just Finished New Story…

19 Thursday Aug 2010

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Hello my adoring public,

I have just finished another story and baby makes four. I know, super crazy but in one of my insomnia cycles my creativity just flourishes;) I would tell you more but I’m the consummate tease which means you’ll have to check in for updates, but here’s a little something….not a paranormal story. Duh Duh Duhhhh!!!!

Kisses
Janet

I have a surprise for you….

16 Monday Aug 2010

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Well it seems the lovely ladies of Beautiful Trouble Publishing have released by ebook ahead of schedule, which means Hump day has come early (giggle, I told you I have adolescent boy humor). Go on over to www.beautifultroublepublishing.com and pick up a copy, my adoring public.

Janet

Sunday Fun Day…..

15 Sunday Aug 2010

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Hello my adoring public, I have a treat for you on this Sunday Fun Day…a new ebook. Yay!!! This Wednesday my newest ebook will be released at www.beautifulpublishing.com. I’ve included a blurb and cover to keep you happy, you insatiable lot you.

A Matter of Fate
I/R Paranormal
Lailah Nar, an elemental witch of fire, is on a quest to find Light and Shadow, the Grimoire of a once powerful Sixteenth Century European witch. Sebastian De Winter, an elemental witch of ice, is on a quest to help Lailah discover the magic they can make together. When fire and ice collide in the library of Lauréa, Texas will Lailah and Sebastian create something not seen in nature or will their magic cancel each other out.

 

New ebook available…

11 Wednesday Aug 2010

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My newest ebook When Opposites First Attract is now available at www.beautifultroublepublishing.com. Happy Reading!!!

Much Better Now….

10 Tuesday Aug 2010

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After mentally composing the scathing letter I was going to write the city I ate and have since calmed down. I also got good news. My next story will be out sometime next week but I have the cover to preview for you all. I’ll make sure to let you know the minute it gets released at http://www.beautifultroublepublishing.com (this is me being clever with promoting the website) but here’s the blurb to get you all excited as you wait.

When Opposites First Attract
I/R Paranormal Romance
Opposites attracting is a common catch phrase used when two people come together to form an unlikely couple. What’s rarely seen is when those opposites first attract, except now. Sophia Wallace and Riley Oliver are two shifter wolves convinced they have nothing in common, but the stress of a Pack wedding can form even the most unlikely alliances. Will Sophia and Riley make this a permanent union or will they chalk it up to a wedding one-night stand?

Time for A Rant…….

10 Tuesday Aug 2010

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It is currently 7:49 PST in Los Angeles, CA and I could not get into my driveway. Why you ask? Well it seems a group of city employees are having a staff meeting in front of my house that requires them to close off half of my block. (I’m being sarcastic for those of you who don’t know my personality yet) I get so hot over stuff like this because ever since I moved to my current location, low income “hoodish” area, shit like this happens all the time. They block off streets, turn off power and water, and “why” you ask because they don’t give a flying fuck about the people in this community. I want to go all empowered woman on them and start yelling about tax money and having rights but the sig other is cooking to calm me down. I feel a letter coming on though because as I watch the 11 MEN standing and chit chatting by their trucks (that are running and wasting gas) and making more an hour than I do I am ready to shank someone. Whew….sugar level is dropping…I think I need a lie down.

My First Blog…

09 Monday Aug 2010

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Hello World!!!

I’m trying not to gush because this is all so new and exciting for me. I was recently published by the lovely ladies of Beautiful Trouble Publishing and am trying to get on the bandwagon of promoting me and my stuff. www.beautifultroublepublishing.com You will find my first ebook, Shifting Desires when you click the link…I’m helpful like that. I have more on the way so don’t get too sad when you only see the one.

Don’t have much to say and have to go eat because being a published author makes me soooo hungry. I think it’s the extra brain power I’m using.

Toodles,
Janet

P.S That’s the cover of my first story…I’m helpful like that.

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